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Gold Bar Doorstop

There probably isn’t a fancier doorstop than the lustrous Gold Bar Doorstop. It might even impress the likes of Donald Trump. But then again, the Donald would probably fire anyone who would allow a...

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Conversation Hearts Tea Lights

Just when you think you’re totally done stuffing your face with holiday candy and chocolates, up creeps the month of February – when stores fill up on all sugary pink, red and white things. Awesome!...

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Knit Your Own Perfect Boyfriend

So you’ve had some pretty tough luck in the dating world, but still won’t allow yourself to be dateless on Valentine’s Day. Why not Knit Your Own Perfect Boyfriend and let him be your date? Knit Your...

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Pink Catillac Cat Play House

Most cats aren’t really crazy about car rides, but that’s because they’ve never set foot in a Pink Catillac Cat Play House. Pink Catillac Cat Play House Product dimensions: W11 x H10.6 x L18.5″ Made...

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Things We Didn’t Know Toilet Paper

Sometimes the most brilliant of ideas (not odors) manifest in the loo of all places. But seldom do we get the chance to learn a bunch of rubbish and useless facts in there. When you install the Things...

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Red Tuxedo Morphsuit

If you have nothing to wear to the ball and refuse to be caught in a traditional penguin suit, why not slip on the no-hassle Red Tuxedo Morphsuit? I was recently lucky enough to go to a dressy party,...

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Red Heart Mouse

The month of hearts is fast approaching. If you’re head over heels and crazy in love, I’m guessing you’ve already got an arsenal of heart-themed gadgets and stuff with you. Well, here’s another one to...

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Wallace and Gromit Sandwich Toaster

Toasted sandwiches are the best, but they’re so much better when you can share them with your buddy. With the Wallace and Gromit Sandwich Toaster, you can make two delicious sandwiches stamped with...

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Owl Lip Balm Set

We love creatures of all types at GeekAlerts. We love dogs, fish, cats, lizards, snakes, bugs, Domos, Twitter birds and owls. Maybe it’s because non-human creatures tend to understand us better and...

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Disco Ball Mug

The best part of waking up is having a disco cup. If you are anti-mornings, then you probably go to great lengths to find ways that’ll make the AM a little more manageable. The Disco Ball Mug, filled...

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Nikko VaporizR Amphibious R/C Car

If you’re looking for a remote control car that is capable of doing some serious off-roading, look no further than the Nikki VaporizR Amphibious R/C Car. As much as we geeks think we need 4 x 4 trucks...

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ILA Sport Pedometer and Personal Safety Alarm

Times have sure changed, and the world isn’t as safe as it used to be. It helps to bring around gadgets for self-defense if you know you’re going to be working out alone like trail running. The ILA...

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LEGO Man Aviator Lunch Bag

Back in the Top Gun days, Maverick and Goose looked pretty hot in their Ray-Ban aviator shades and crew-cuts. But it’s the LEGO Man Aviator Lunch Bag that’s lookin’ “fly” with the mirrored sunglasses...

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Pac-Man Apron

If you thought Pac-Man was only good at devouring ghosts and fruits, think again. He’s also a pro at troubleshooting in the kitchen. GeekAlerts has featured the Pac-Man Oven Gloves and Oven Mitt,...

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Worktop Saver Tomato Vinyl Chopping Board

Want to freak out someone who’s big-time into vinyl records? Start chopping up veggies on top of this Worktop Saver Tomato Vinyl Chopping Board. After the shock and awe, and laughter, you can explain...

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Western Spaghetti Measurer

If you’ve ever wondered if there was an easier way to measure pasta servings without going over or under the standard plate, then you probably haven’t heard of the Western Spaghetti Measurer yet. This...

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Take a Break Emergency Food Tin

There are certain times in the day where humans are prone to snacking. During these brief periods, it always helps to have some healthy and low-calorie treats hanging around because we all know that...

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Toxic Pop-Up Laundry Basket

Are your dirty clothes so raunchy that they could be mistaken for biohazard? Maybe they need to be safely contained in the Toxic Pop-Up Laundry Basket. One glimpse of the radioactive green is enough...

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Treasure Seeker’s Sandals

You can embrace your geek-hood by wearing Sock Sandals, or, an alternative choice to geek fashion footwear could be these comfy Treasure Seeker’s Sandals. The flip-flop style sandal isn’t completely...

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Sky Planter Upside-Down Plant Pot

Do you feel as if you’d more easily thrive in a Dr. Seuss-type world, where everything’s upside-down and topsy-turvy? Maybe plants do too. One way to find out is by growing a plant in the peculiar Sky...

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